A little nine year old girl was in church with her
mother when she started feeling ill. "Mommy" she said
"Can we leave now?"
"No," her mother replied.
"Well, I think I have to throw up!"
"Then go out the front door and around to the
back of the church and throw up behind a bush."
In about two minutes the little girl returns to her
seat.
"Did you throw up?" the mother asked.
"Yes," the little girl replied.
"Well, how could you have gone all the way to
the back of the church and return so quickly?"
"I didn't have to go out of the church, Mommy."
the little girl replied, "They have a box next to the front
door that says 'for the sick'."
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